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This guy was always standing way too close to Lexi.
Tip your waiter.
My wife says this to me when I am bored and then I am just all OH YEAH WELL YOU MARRIED SOMEONE BORING HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT.
Wait, what are we talking about?
Drunk ass giraffe.
That’s a lovely dress.
Whale fart joke
A #VHSVault favorite.
Happy 4th. Have a beer.